As I'm sure its pretty well known, I am a nerd. And what do nerds like to do? Come up with new/strange/interesting ideas.
This idea came up during lunch and maybe its already been implemented somewhere because its so easy and brilliant (yet diabolical).
A company that makes kleenex or paper tissues should lace their tissues with nicotine. The consumer could get addicted to the stuff while blowing their nose. You wouldn't need to add very much since the consumer would basically be inhaling it directly into their system. And voila!! You have an ever increasing base of customers, craving your product.
Take it a step further, and what if the tissue company laced their tissues with a mind-controlling substance. Instant world domination once cold/flu season rolls around.
So as of yesterday, I'm back in Germany after a 6 week combination of vacation and business. Combining vacation and business is one of those things that the company encourages when the opportunity arises. And being the company man that I am, I took advantage of it for Xmas. 2 weeks of vacation in the states and 3 weeks of work stuff, covering various exotic areas such as Scranton, PA. Now for the repercussions of the long trip . . .
Yeah yeah yeah, I know its been a long time since the last post and but I've been in the US on business (well . . not all of it business) since mid December. I should be back on German soil sometime next week so I'll start posting again then. Ciao.
